dlubes:

caskles:

dlubes:

who knew a card in cards against humanity could remind me of high school

Did you mean supernatural

no i meant high school honestly why do you guys do this

kitty-in-training:

I need a practical magic night soon!

my mother likes to do this thing where she yells at me and then when she comes up to my room to apologize she yells at me more


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#me

didyouknowwaltdisney:

IT LOOKS GREAT. 

besieged:

if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

I want to move into an apartment in Manhattan with white floors and big windows. Drink Coffee in central park with my best friend and gossip about that bitch yesterday. Work at a fashion house. Go to a bar downtown with all of my friends on the weekends. Wear my boyfriend’s shirt at home, but extravagant clothes when I go out. And last, but not least - I want to be the type of person, people turn around on the streets and go “she’s someone”.

fatgirllove:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

These are good things to keep in mind.

vesley:

I only want to wear underwear and a crown all day

maceatyourservice:

#qr